I guess it's about time to update this. I am ambitious and fun and love having a good time. I am probably one of the most loyal people you will meet. I will be there for those I care about whenever they need me. I'm a great listener and I apparently give great advice. Go figure. I have a very tight knit group of friends. I trust very few people and for very good reasons. I have determined that a majority of the population is seriously fucked. I am blunt and straight to the point. I don't sugarcoat and this has gotten me in trouble in the past. Unfortunately, not too many people can handle the truth. On the outside I can come off as a complete hardass but I am a complete sweetheart on the inside. Oh and if you can't handle sarcasm, then you won't like me very much. If you want to know anything else, send me a message.

Turn ons: Intelligence, a sense of humor (making me laugh and being able to laugh is key), ability to have a good time no matter what the situation is (boring people need not apply and Debbie Downers please stay away). A good personality overall is the best turn on - you have to be able to keep my attention or I move on.

Turn offs: Boring people w/ no personality or sense of humor, popping of knuckles, chewing with your mouth open, bad manners overall, extremely rude people (seriously, who do you think you are?), the holier than thou complex (lose it unless you can back it up and most of you can't back it up). Ignorance will not be tolerated, AT ALL. Immaturity. Mind games - if you can't be honest with me and yourself then don't bother trying to talk to me. Men who PMS more than most of the women I know. Oh yeah and smoking - I hate it!!!

Miscellaneous: If we match, message me - what's the point of matching if nothing comes of it?

For those of you who constantly message me, if I don't respond to your first message, what makes you think that I will respond to the additional 5 you sent?

No, I do not want to see your nudes.

If you have your penis size or any reference to your penis listed on your page, please either hit the little X in the corner or move on to the next profile.

For all of you who live for your rating, seriously get off your ass and get a life. There's an entire world outside of this rating site.