I hate these things. I am for sale. I'm a cheap whore. I'm easy to please, and I enjoy the simple things in life.

I have no brain to mouth filter. This is cool, because it separates the morons out. People who can't accept the truth, and/or what I have to say tend to go away. My friends are actually "friends". Other than that, I'm not about to pour my soul out to a bunch of nobodies.. I know that doesn't sound particularly inviting, but it establishes conviction. If you want to know more, ask!

I'll update it with something better later. Maybe I'll steal someone else's "About me"...