Well, I'm not going to spend too much time talking about myself, but I'm good-looking, muscular, funny, exciting, adventurous, cool, a real man's man - the kind of man all men want to be, and all women want to be with! But most of all, my best trait is ... I'm modest. :-)


Some of my accomplishments:

Travelled throughout Canada, the US, New Zealand, Fiji, Japan, and Europe.

Was original inspiration for Michelangelo's David , although Mike skimped a little on the nether regions.

Awarded Purple Heart during Coke/Pepsi wars.

Taller than average.

Lauded for "Amazing oral skills ..." by Kiki, Tiffany and Ashley - co-editors of Public Speakers' Digest .

Trusted by small children and the elderly.

Correctly guessed "Hockey Night in Canada" during 7th grade hangman competition.

Moves very easily through Pleistocene alluvials.

Darling of the birdwatching circuit.

Has parents - still in their original packaging!

Binges on the souls of the damned - but only purges when he "feels fat".

Is a white male, age 18-49. Everyone listens to him, no matter how dumb his ideas are.

Kissed the girls and made them insane with desire.

Wears matching socks.


Who I'm looking for:

She must be charming, beautiful, funny (no knock-knock jokes), confident, adventurous, sentient, carbon-based, and one hell of a kisser.

Stalkers are welcome to apply, but you must supply your own night-vision goggles and be sure to arrive early, as finding a good spot in the bushes outside my bedroom window can get very competitive.

Sharing the same views on marsupials is ideal, but not necessary.